What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 04:53

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No go.

'No Kings' protests against Trump planned nationwide to coincide with military parade - NPR

Unacceptable again!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Then came..

Sega's leaked sales figures show Sonic's new frontier is heading in the right direction - Eurogamer

Hysterias & Posteriors

No way

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

These 2.2 Million-Year-Old Teeth May Belong to a Completely Unknown Human Species - Indian Defence Review

Still no good.

Still no good

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I vibrated my dogs shock collar while it was eating my other dog’s food and now it won’t eat. How do I fix this problem?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Next, they tried...

Nuts and Butts

Who are the K-Pop group members that you solo stan?

share office space ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why does Filipino culture dictate that parents should be treated as gods?

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why do men always bring up “the draft” (the last military draft was in 1972) when abortion rights are being discussed? - are they advocating that women ought to owe our bodies to the government? Should anyone owe their body to the state?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Loons and Moons

Molly Jong-Fast on Human Frailty and Unlearning Erica Jong’s Lessons - Literary Hub

They put up a sign reading

Another attempt resulted in ...

Freaks and Cheeks

What are some signs that a therapist may have poor boundaries with their clients?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Minds and Behinds

So, the docs changed it to read

What are the differences between red and blue LED lights for skin treatment?

So they tried

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What are some popular AI tools used for SEO?

No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

My wife found I had been on Pornhub. She considers this adultery and wants a divorce. She hasn't touched me in over 6 years. What should I do?